"Behaving well from a fear of god is far less noble than behaving well because it's the right thing to do."

"Just because something is legal doesn't make it good, and just because something is illegal doesn't make it bad."

"Good luck is the result of good planning." --from a fortune cookie

"Never judge a book by its movie." --J.W. Eagan

"If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing." --Anatole France (1844-1924)

"It's a fine line between frugal and being a cheap bastard."

"A gun is no longer 'The great equalizer.' Today it's the Internet and newsgroups, where anyone can be taken seriously based only on what they say and without prejudice for their physical appearance."

"War is good business; invest your son." --Ron Kuby on WABC Talk Radio

"The only thing worse than being incompetent is not knowing you are."

"I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks and blows." --Bart Simpson, watching a school faculty talent show

"I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young to care." --Country song by Wade Hayes

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." --Blaise Pascal

"The most important ingredient for success is being able to communicate."

"The ugly truth is always better than the best-dressed lie." --Ann Landers

"If hunters 'own' the wild animals and presume the right to shoot them, why don't people opposed to hunting have an equal right to say No?"

"If you think your teenagers are fully honest with you, just think back to when you were a teenager."

"It pains me when someone murders his wife and kids, and then kills himself. Hey, do us all a favor and shoot yourself first."

"When you go to a restaurant they always ask, 'Smoking or non-smoking?' The question should be, 'Kids or no kids?'"

"A faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets." --Arthur C. Clarke